Let's just say, the game isn't exactly the most historically accurate work of fiction you'll ever see.
I had a LOT of fun with the foreigners, though! In the original Japanese, they of course all speak hilariously broken Japanese littered with random English. So in the English... they all speak hilariously broken English. (: It doesn't make a whole lot of sense when you think about it... but it very much captures the feel of the original language, and has thus far been a big hit amongst my coworkers.
Can't wait to see what you all think.
-Tom