Hey, you're back! You were missed, my friend!
Bacon and toast never sounds too wrong for me.
That... reallllllly sounds wrong >.>
I'll let you bite me if you let me bite you.
If I'm bacon, then your toast.... mmm toast
Who said you're not bacon? But of course you're bacon!
*Wacks with newspaper*
I am NOT bacon D:
Lemme bite you, just a little pieeeeece.
No!.... No! Bad! *rolls newspaper*