Answer the question with a question!

[Shizuka]

Why would anyone do that?

[Raguna]

Why would anyone try?

[Chelli]

Why shouldn't you try?

[Raguna]

Is there anything to even gain from this?

[Shizuka]

Isn't more posts enough for you?

[Chelli]

What's so bad about wishing for more than that?

[Raguna]

Why do you want more in the first place?

[Chelli]

Who said I want more?

[Raguna]

Why aren't we talking about bacon?

[Solaire]

What does bacon have to do with any of this?

[kknd]

how nice would that be if you get 4 strips of bacon for every F bomb that you drop? (IRL)

[Shizuka]

Isn't there enough bacon for everybody to share?

[yuki-chan]

Why I would share the bacon with everybody?

[Shizuka]

Don't you think that keeping the bacon all for yourself is a bit too greedy?

[Chelli]

Can I please have some bacon?

[Shizuka]

Why not fried eggs instead?

[yuki-chan]

With some bread?

[reyvard]

why not french fries with fried eggs and bread ?

[Shizuka]

Isn't the whole deal of this menu to replace bacon?

[yuki-chan]

Is that menu better than bacon?

[Solaire]

There's something better than bacon?

[Dusty Starr]

Is there anything besides bacon?

[yuki-chan]

Do we need more bacon?

[Chelli]

But why is the bacon always gone?!

[none123]

Because a pikkard ate it with ys?

[Dusty Starr]

Is that really a question? X3

[Cobaltwire]

Why wouldn't it be? Didn't he end it with "?" ?

(Omg x2 combo)

[Dusty Starr]

Does this topic allow two questions?

[Cobaltwire]

Wouldn't it be fun? Don't you think it should be required to make the game slightly harder? (jk lol)

(omg x2 again, I wanna make out)

[yuki-chan]

Can I have your Noel plushy?

[perrandy]

why dogs love to use fire hydrants?

[Chelli]

How does asking two questions at a time even work? Are we questioning our first question? What happens when we run out of questions? Is it possible to run out of questions? Why am I still asking questions? Can someone give me an answer?

[Raguna]

Why should I answer all your questions?

[Cobaltwire]

Was somebody just trying to out question my questioning abilities? :(

[Raguna]

Are you starting a competition here?

[Chelli]

Who said anything about a competition?

[Cobaltwire]

I know right? But should we? xD

[Raguna]

If so why not mangoes?

[perrandy]

why am i still watched by the [O_O]? :P

[yuki-chan]

Maybe it's a mysterious mystery?

[Dusty Starr]

How mysterious of a mysterious mystery?

[Raguna]

Should we talk to Jess about this then?

[Shizuka]

Who's Jess?

[Raguna]

Wasn't her full name Jessica?

[Shizuka]

Why's your name Raguna?

[Raguna]

Why is your Shizuka?

[yuki-chan]

Why are we doing this?

[lailmith]

What else should we do?

[yuki-chan]

We could talk about bacon?

[Raguna]

Don't we need Tom to announce a new game for some hectic bacon?

[lailmith]

Is anyone else eating bacon?

[Raguna]

Should I eat the bacon or the hot pockets...?

[lailmith]

Shouldn't we drink instead?

[Chelli]

What should we drink?

[Shizuka]

Is there any vodka around here?

[Raguna]

Shouldn't we consult if someone is a minor for us to be drinking?

[Shizuka]

Well, is anybody a minor?

[Chelli]

Does it matter if the police don't find out?

[Shizuka]

How would the police know in the first place?

[Dusty Starr]

Perhaps there is a nark among us?

[Shizuka]

Is it the so-called Jess?

[Emilio]

Why is Jess involved in this?

[yuki-chan]

We should open a bacon store?

[Shizuka]

Because it's April Fools?

[Emilio]

So anyone here going to prank someone?

[Chelli]

What kind of prank should I pull?

[Shizuka]

Why do I hate April Fools?

[Emilio]

Maybe because of that fake Book of Shadows announcement?

[Shizuka]

Wasn't it before that? Don't you think that was way cruel, by the way?

[Raguna]

Wait a minute did we get a new participant in this thread?

[Shizuka]

Isn't that obvious?

[Dusty Starr]

Isn't what obvious?

[Shizuka]

What do you mean?

[Dusty Starr]

What are you talking about? X3

[Shizuka]

Isn't that the main topic?

[Dusty Starr]

What topic? :3

[Shizuka]

Are you that clueless?

[Dusty Starr]

Are you? :3

[Shizuka]

Why would I, wasn't I the one who created this topic?

[Dusty Starr]

But does that help your case? :3

[Shizuka]

Do you know what that is?

[Dusty Starr]

That you know what you are doing?

[Shizuka]

Haven't I always?

[Dusty Starr]

Perhaps you think you know but are actually being manipulated?

[Shizuka]

If that's the case, by whom?

[Dusty Starr]

Who else could it be?

[Shizuka]

Perhaps you?

[Dusty Starr]

Perhaps "Them"?


*Edited for clarity

[Shizuka]

And "them" would be?

[321jassman]

Could 'them' be the bacon? :D.

[Emilio]

Maybe this whole talk is manipulative?

[Dusty Starr]

But doesn't it make perfect sense that the government is controlling us through our bacon, which every person in the world eats every day?

[Emilio]

This is too much bacon for me. Lets change the subject?

[321jassman]

Change the subject to what?

[Silent_ninja]

And can we eat that subject??

[321jassman]

Is that subject related to Bacon?

[Adrian-kun]

Why shouldn't it be?

[Jake Kornel]

but does it blend?

[dunno001]

What doesn't blend?

[Raguna]

Maybe the subject?

[lailmith]

Are you insane?

[Jake Kornel]

Aren't wel all into a stage of insanity that no human pshychiatrist or scientific calculator could measure at any precise degree?

[lailmith]

Where was your star?

[Jake Kornel]

Didn't I sell it for a lemonade?

[dunno001]

Was it sweetened?

[321jassman]

May I try some? :)

[Jake Kornel]

Do you have 25 cent?

[321jassman]

No free sample? :(

[Jake Kornel]

I have a pet red fish to feed, you do understand?

[321jassman]

I got two nasty, horned, flesh-eating hamsters to feed, do YOU understand?

[Jake Kornel]

So I take it you need money to pay insurances for "adol attacks" events?

[321jassman]

Can you spare a dime, buddy? For a fellow human being on this mad, mad, crazy world?

[Jake Kornel]

Maybe I can?

[321jassman]

So why 'maybe' can't you now?

[Jake Kornel]

Maybe because I have no hands? (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN)

[321jassman]

You're not a human??!!! 0_0 (Are you?)

[Jake Kornel]

Could I secretly be a platypus?

[321jassman]

Could you secretly be a echidna?

[Jake Kornel]

Am I an hybrid platypus-echidna? an echidtypus?

[321jassman]

Are you really? 0_0

[Jake Kornel]

Why would I be lying about such an absurd secret about my Identity?

[321jassman]

Could you be lying about lying about such an absurd secret?

[Jake Kornel]

The lemonade won't be too cold soon you know?

[321jassman]

Did we just switch the subject?

[Jake Kornel]

wasn't it because I couldn't give you the lemonade because I had no hands?

[321jassman]

Couldn't I just take the lemonade with my two own hands?

[Jake Kornel]

Why didn't you do this earlier?

[Raguna]

Why are you two the only ones discussing this?

[lailmith]

Who the hell are you to interrupt? Or me?

[Raguna]

I'm not interrupting am I?

[lailmith]

Are you asking me?

[Raguna]

Well, you're the only one here right?

[lailmith]

How could I know that?

[321jassman]

How could you know what?

[Jake Kornel]

were you all too distracted to notice a pikkard ran away with my stock of lemonade as I was helplessly witnessing it robbing me without hands to defend myself?

[321jassman]

Why didn't you use your legs then?

[lailmith]

What color was the pikkard?

[321jassman]

I thought all pikkards are brown?

[Jake Kornel]

I think the pikkard was purple? And could someone check if it stole my legs?

[321jassman]

Are you some sort of limbless wonder now?

[Jake Kornel]

Do you think someone without legs, hands or belly button is limbless?

[lailmith]

Are pikkards delicious?

[Jake Kornel]

don't they taste like bacon?

[321jassman]

How do they taste like?

[CelestialBlade]

Why are you eating Pikkards D:

[321jassman]

Aren't they meant to be eaten?

[Raguna]

What are pikkards anyways?

[321jassman]

Have you ever played a Ys game???

[Raguna]

Yes, but don't people forget monster names rather easily?

[321jassman]

Pikkards are monsters?

[Raguna]

Did I just do a trick question?

[321jassman]

That was a trick question?

[Raguna]

Do you want it to be one?

[321jassman]

Is this another trick question?

[Raguna]

I'm learning German so it might be?

[321jassman]

Funny, I speak Chinese so it is?

[Jake Kornel]

why isn't anybody asking french questions?

[321jassman]

Because not everyone speaks french here?

[Jake Kornel]

Why wouldn't they ask an alien to do it for them?

[321jassman]

Wouldn't the alien speak an entirely different alien language?

[Jake Kornel]

Wouldn't the alien sneak into our mind and decode our language and speak it then cook a tomato omelette?

[321jassman]

Aliens like our cooking?

[Jake Kornel]

Didn't they like our cooking the moment they tasted bacon?

[321jassman]

I thought Bacon would be our secret weapon against them?

[Jake Kornel]

They don't know yet it's poisonning their blood system while unaware?

[321jassman]

Think we could use this against every alien out there and conquer the whole known galaxy?

[Jake Kornel]

Wouldn't you think Nokia phones would be more efficient weapons?

[321jassman]

How about iPhones then?

[Jake Kornel]

aren't Nokia phones better due their undestructible nature?

[321jassman]

Aren't iPhones superior due to their flexibility and quickness?

[Jake Kornel]

Then why not try to make an hybrid iNokia?

[321jassman]

So where are the original creators then?

[Jake Kornel]

weren't they abducted by aliens along with Christopher Walken?

[321jassman]

Should we bring out the Baconizer? XD

[Jake Kornel]

Is it charged to 100% batteries?

[321jassman]

Why wouldn't it be?

[Jake Kornel]

because aliens can sap batteries power using cyborg mooses?

[321jassman]

Then make the Baconizer run on Bacon juice instead of electricity?

[Jake Kornel]

why haven't we thought of this earlier?

[321jassman]

Don't we humans always 'haven't thought of this earlier'?

[Jake Kornel]

how do we define someone as being "human"?

[321jassman]

Anyone who looks like you and me (except with different faces) and are mistake prone most of the time?

[Jake Kornel]

then am I human even though I lack limbs that you have?

[321jassman]

You haven't gotten your limbs back?

[Jake Kornel]

You'd think I would but maybe you would know where that platypus went with my legs?

[321jassman]

Guess I better search for it with my Radar which runs on Bacon juice?

[Jake Kornel]

while you do this can your radar also look for my "car made for the limbless" keys?

[321jassman]

Did that playpus take your keys too?

[Jake Kornel]

I think I lost them to an undead rock who ran away with it in my gigantic glass dome maze filled with dangerous beasts from all across the japanese gaming world?

[321jassman]

Should I call all the Heroes from all across the Japanese gaming world to aid me in this perilous quest?

[Jake Kornel]

do you have the lila shell to contact all of them?

[321jassman]

Would Yunica lend me hers?

[Jake Kornel]

maybe you should ask her?

[321jassman]

Maybe asking Eolia might be better?

[Jake Kornel]

maybe you should get the triton shell too? Likely Goemon has it?

[321jassman]

How are these shells made? Think I should ask their creator for one?

[Jake Kornel]

You didn't know this shell was made by the wise old man? Don't you also know you just can't make your own, only the wise old man can?

[321jassman]

Guess I haven't finished Origin yet?

[Jake Kornel]

Guess you've got the wrong reference?

[321jassman]

Guess I better finish playing?

[Jake Kornel]

or just guessing I mean you got the wrong game reference?

[321jassman]

Whoops. Guess I have?

[Jake Kornel]

Guess you don't know about N64 games mystical ninja?

[321jassman]

Guess I completely missed out on games from that generation?

[Jake Kornel]

Guess this might answer some of your questions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9ey2aFhM2Y (a bit laggy I agree but it shows what it's about at least!)

[321jassman]

I suppose it has? What happened to the whole zombie rock conversation?

[Jake Kornel]

weren't we discussing attack plans? wouldn't this be relevant to get the triton shell to have this?

[321jassman]

So once we have the triton shell, we can finalize our plans?

[Jake Kornel]

by all means if we can power that robot with bacon juice wouldn't it be undestructible?

[321jassman]

So how are we going to get that Robot then?

[Jake Kornel]

why don't we just ask the wise old man and reach him by using his magical teleportation super device (which is more like a cannon to fire ourselves away in the distance)?

[321jassman]

Is it safe?

[Jake Kornel]

why would being fired by a cannon without any protection at speeds faster than that of a F1 car not be safe?

[321jassman]

Shouldn't we protect ourselves using Hugo's magic?

[Jake Kornel]

do you have hugo's magic?

[321jassman]

I could ask him for that staff of his?

[Jake Kornel]

will you pay him in bacon?

[321jassman]

How about a Roda fruit?

[Jake Kornel]

you'd need to have 100 roda fruits to get the equivalent of 1 bacon stripe so ask hugo how many bacon stripes he wants then do the math?

[321jassman]

Since when did Bacon become such a luxury item?

[Jake Kornel]

since the dawn of the age of the dinosaurs?

[321jassman]

Dinosaur meat maybe?

[Jake Kornel]

why not try it then?

[321jassman]

Because it's even rarer than the Roda fruit or Bacon strip?

[Jake Kornel]

or you could try to go back in time and get it when its in abundance?

[321jassman]

Is this topic dead or something?

[Shizuka]

Are you blind?

[321jassman]

And if I am?

[Shizuka]

What would you be doing here?

[321jassman]

I thought this thread was dead?

[Shizuka]

Wasn't it your doing?

[321jassman]

Doing of what?

[Shizuka]

What would you do if I wasn't here?

[321jassman]

Go to a bacon store?

[dunno001]

Do they also have a bacon sundae?

[321jassman]

Why wouldn't they?

[Olivier]

Is there really that large a demand?

[321jassman]

Why shouldn't it be?

[Olivier]

Have you heard some of the reactions to their initial announcement?

[321jassman]

What reactions?

[Olivier]

Have you been paying attention to the news lately?

[Sapphire_Eyes]

Why should I care about the news?

[Chelli]

Isn't the news important?

[321jassman]

Why should ANY news be important?

[Chelli]

Don't you want to be informed?

[321jassman]

Informed about what?

[Jake Kornel]

about the true killer in that game of "Clue" you played 3 years ago that never got to the end?

[Shizuka]

What's "Clue"?

[Jake Kornel]

You don't know "Clue"?!

[Shizuka]

Why should I?